All the Gear No Idea! takes a biking geek with the sexual magnetism of a gerbil and transforms him into the biking equivalent of Brad Pitt, a God amongst mere mortals.

Each episode focuses on one clueless individual in dire need of cutting edge new gear and a pumped up ride. Sexy presenter Jenn Birmingham pounces on our no hoper as she pulls them off the street and into a car with the immortal words "Man you've got all the gear and no idea!" In a flash, our punter and their beloved ride are shipped from the UK straight to LA County Choprods, to meet California's coolest, baddest custom bike builders.

Gard Hollinger, the genius behind LA County Choprods has customised bikes for a raft of A-list clients including; George Clooney, Arnie, Bob Dylan and Dennis Hopperand is the creative force behind the construction of the motorcycles for The West Wing, Six Feet Under and Terminator III: Rise of the Machines.

Gard and the LA County guys get straight to work, turning our chump's dodgy ride into a jazzed up monster on two wheels. While the bike is getting the mother of all makeovers, it's time for stylist Guy Blews to survey our subject's dodgy gear as he covertly puts our target under serious style surveillance.

Swinging into action, Jenn, Guy and Gard force our prey to strip. They are then forced to watch as every item of clothing they possess is burnt in front of them. It's cruel to be kind treatment as Guy tells our target they've got no chance of cutting it on the streets with gear like that - but will his advice be heeded?

Once the transformation of bike and owner are complete, the pair are reunited in an emotional finale. Not only have they both undergone a radical remodelling, the results will have a life changing effect on our punter who is no longer a bewildered biker with all the gear, no idea but is now the proud owner of a juiced up ride and an amazing new image.

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